Alphabear
Alphabear
has cute little square bears, it's got a cool word puzzle, what's not
to love? Well, *cracks
knuckles*, I'll
tell you what's not to love.
But
lets start with an explanation of what this game is about. Alphabear
is a word puzzle game where you are given a grid with a few visible
squares on it, with a letter on each. You use those letters to form a
word, and each letter you use unlocks a square next to it. You do
this until you run out of letters on the board. When you're finished
you're awarded with a random cute little bear. These bears give you
bonuses to your score, but they don't really add anything to the
game.
The
problem with this game is that, well, that's about all of it. It's
one puzzle over and over again. It gets harder, through the placement
of rocks in the grid, and you're given fewer turns to use letters,
and the target score gets higher, but for the most part you're doing
the same thing over and over until you get bored.
The other problem with
this game is the difficulty. When you get to a certain level, the
target score is so high that you can't reach it, even with my mammoth
intellect. This is clearly a problem with the game since I am
infallible. But seriously, I was doing the best I could with the
letters I was given and not getting close to the target. Now, those
bears I mentioned at the start can help here, and you can improve
those bears. For example, the Pirate Bear adds 57% to your final
score. Earn a second pirate bear and the pirate bear now adds 60% to
your score. So the idea is kinda commendable. It means
that if you
lack the skill to win outright, you can keep playing and improve your
chances just by winning more bears. The reason this doesn't work is
that the volume of bears required to make a difference is way out of
whack. So you have to spend hours grinding just to pass one target
score, just to play the next level which will be basically exactly
the same. (Edit: I've just found out this is a remnant of their previous Pay-to-Win model. The difficulty ramps up to make you buy extra bears. Bad form to do this in the first place, and bad form not to fix it for the steam edition)
So, as much as I love word games and wish there were more of them on
Steam, I don't think I can recommend this one. There's just not
enough variance, and that difficulty level spike kills it. Still,
those bears are cute. 2/5
stars from me.
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